"I am going to hack you up like cordwood."."I'm going to carve you like a pumpkin.".
"I'm going to carve you like a partridge."."I'm going to puncture you like a juice box."."I'm going to filet you like a salmon."."I'm not going to stab you, I'm not going to stab you! HA! I stabbed you!"."Some are born great, others have greatness thrust into their sternums!"."Shock, blood loss, infection Oh ho ho ho, I love stabbing!"."Time to make that ugly face a little prettier!"."Who among you is man enough to dance with me?"."Well, the moment has passed, back to work!".Note: The following voicelines have been retroactively added to the Disco Fever taunt. "Leave me hanging and you will regret it.".Unused content Initiating High Five! taunt The player can freely move around, albeit slowly, during this taunt. The Spy pulls out a witch's broom and proceeds to ride it, hovering above the ground. Loss "Ridiculous." " Burn in hell!" "Unbelievable!" "Impossible!" "This is outrageous!" " I should have won!" "You got lucky!" "ACondition-specific "Paper! I should have chosen Paper!" "Rock! I should have chosen Rock!" "Scissors! I should have chosen Scissors!" Win "I am the winner." "I am victorious!" "Behold, your winner!" "I am the champion!" "I am the champion." "Ah ha ha!" "Ha ha ha!" "Yes!" " Yes!" "Perfect!" " Perfect!" "Excellent!" " Excellent!" "Magnificent!" " Magnificent!" "I am the best." "Excellent." "I am victorious!"Ĭondition-specific "Paper obfuscates Rock!" "Paper envelopes Rock!" "Paper smothers Rock!" "Rock obliterates Scissors!" "Scissors cuts Paper!" Starting the throw "On three!" "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Un!" (Translation: "One!") "Deux!" (Translation: "Two!") "Trois!" (Translation: "Three!") "Rock!" "Paper!" "Scissors!" " Rock!" " Paper!" " Scissors!" "Allez!" (Translation: "Go"!) "Shoot!" " Shoot!" Initiating a throw "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Let us play!" "Who will play me?" "My hands against your hands!" "Anyone?" " Let us play!" Demographic information is being collected for research purposes only and will be kept strictly confidential.The Spy engages in an intense battle of Rock, Paper, Scissors. The test is also available in Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Arabic, Italian, Malay, French, Spanish, German, Hungarian, Dutch, Korean, and Japanese.īefore we get to the test itself, we'll ask you a few basic questions about yourself. If you are conducting research and would like to collect raw data for a group that is taking this test - for a business, research study, classroom activity, or other purpose - please see our Group Testing Instructions. This test will show you where you are on the Sexual Orientation Continuum, and it will also calculate your Sexual Orientation Range, an estimate of how much flexibility you have in expressing your sexual orientation. Robert Epstein, one of America's most distinguished research psychologists (follow on Twitter at The test has been empirically validated with a sample of more than 600,000 people in 219 countries and territories.Īlthough many people believe that everyone is either "straight" (heterosexual) or "gay" (homosexual), sexual orientation actually exists on a continuum. You are about to take the Epstein Sexual Orientation Inventory (ESOI), a test of sexual orientation designed by Dr.